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What's your favorite grass? (Asked by Arnold van der Beek)
As long as it's green it'll do.

Can I squeeze Dirjan's ass? (Asked by Nina van Spengen)
If you can find it...sure, why not? He won't mind.

Whats the name all about?? (Asked by Ralph van Brederode)
It's just from some lame James Bond-movie, not some deep meaning behind it though. We thought the bandname sucked anyway, but hey everyone already knows us as FYL, so why change it?

What kind of music do you think you make? (Asked by Ralph van Brederode)
Some crazy ass once made it up we played emo-punkrock. Fuck that. We play punkrock/skatepunk. I think.

How much do you and the other guy's in the band masturbate? (Asked by Herco Zangwijk)
We don't. We think it's nasty. We don't like it. We've never done it. We'll never do it. We think it's for losers... (actually our average is about once or twice a day I guess).

What do you think is the worst part of FYL? (Asked by Abel de Beer)
Dirkjan: his muscles (or the lack of them)
Arthur: his ass
Robin: his pneumatic gateway
Erwin: his lack of exhibitionism
Lesley: his favourite sexual position is doggy-style
Hard to choose....too many options...I guess I'll just play safe and say we suck on all parts.

I liked Jorrit! Will he come back? (Asked by Abel de Beer)
We liked Jorrit too, and we still do. Doesn't mean he's coming back in the near future though. If you like him that much you can always call him or maybe start a band with him.

Why did Jorrit left the band? (Asked by Joris Postulart)
Well there were a couple of reasons, I guess. We didn't see Jorrit in Five Years Later's future plans, plus Robin was really tired of drumming (and we weren't too delightful of Robin's drumming qualities anyway, he was just best on guitar) and wanted to play the guitar. Erwin was our new drummer and he sort of 'replaced' Jorrit in a weird way. So Jorrit just became 'victim' of some dramatic changes I guess. Jorrit said afterwards that he would quit in the near future anyway because he just couldn't stand the high frequence of exhibitionism in the band...it made him sick (too bad we never saw him naked). But after all it's kind of a sad story, but luckily it ended up fine. Jorrit didn't get mad or freaked out when we told him (we thought he would...), so everything worked out just fine. And has everyone forgotten about Bart van Dalen?...

How did the bassplayer get sooo amazing handsome? (Asked by Lucas Reinds)
First of all, we never had a handsome bassplayer, that’s probably the biggest misunderstanding about the band...ever. Second, get your eyes checked. We also once had a poll about who’s the most handsome in the band and Dirkjan only achieved a poor third place (he was the only one to ask his family about it, so he cheated also), so he’s not that handsome. It is proven. He is just average. He’s nothing special.

What’s up with the results from the ‘Most Handsome Bandmember’-polll? (Asked by Nina van Spengen)
1. Lesley (no doubt about it, Lesley is THE reason people keep showing up at shows)
2. Artus (one vote in advantage of Dirk...close call)
3. Dirc (no comment)
4. Robin (not most handsome, but surely most wanted bandmember)
5. Erwin (got a few first places, but still managed to end up fifth placed...how did he do that?...)
The crowd voted that way, so we really had no influence at all in this poll, we weren’t alowed to vote.
PS, Dirkjan kinda cheated, cause he was the only one to ask his brother, girlfriend and mother at the same time (no need to say he got a first place in every list). Kinda sad he still ended up third placed...

What do the bandmembers think of chocolate dildo's framed with a golden edge of marzipan? (Asked by Melvin Lieveld)
We prefer wooden strap-ons, decorated with little diamonds for extra pleasure and with a caramel taste to it.

Why did Bart van Dalen leave the band? (Asked by Deesje)
He couldn't take the the sweaty smell when rehearsing. And Arthur wanted to play in Five Years Later.

Why have the whole band, such a nice ass? Are you guys at a sportclub or something like that?! Because it's amazing!! (Asked by Blanche Oosterhof)
Liposuction does wonderful things.